Roll Up Your Sleeves: The Linden
If you hate compliments DO NOT buy this shirt.
The Pitch: You're complex. Adventurous. Mysterious. You know quality when you see it. So why would you wear a basic, boring, solid blue (or white!) shirt that literally everyone else on the Zoom call is wearing right now? Here's a clue: You wouldn't.
Roll Up Your Sleeves instead. This shirt will look amazing on you. We designed it in Johannesburg, South Africa while eating Bunny Chow. It's a thing (look it up).
There will only be 4 of these ever made. Four. In the world. Ever. This is not a gimmick - it's literal fact. We bought all the fabric we could find.
JUST SO YOU KNOW: We're making a small batch of these, to fit in a box coming from Senegal - and if you'd like one, we need your order by Saturday, April 1st.
Specs: 100% cotton fabric with a contrast cotton print under the cuffs, collar and placket. Show off the accent or not…totally up to you.
Sizing: These run standard shirt size so please check out the size chart below or get in touch with us if you have Qs.
Compliments: email@example.com (She wants to showcase you on the socials)
Yelling: firstname.lastname@example.org (He's used to it)
Dona wants you to know that Chat GPT didn't write this text - Jeremiah did. (You know where to yell - get to it.)